Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Change of Shift Report
Mary: "So why's he here, then?"
Kay: "Shortness of breath."
Mary: "Well yeah, he did try to hang himself. Shortness of breath is kind of the goal there, isn't it?"
Kay: "And he said he had chest pain."
Gary: "From doing crack and crystal."
Kay: "That'll do it."
Gary: "And he's only got one kidney."
Kay: "Old gunshot thing."
Mary: "Oh. What's he in jail for?"
Kay: "Attempted murder."
Gary: "It's do bad he didn't do a better job of hanging himself. He could have saved the taxpayers some money on his hospital bill."
Kay: "But then his family would have sued Sheriff Joe for another forty million bucks."
Gary: "Yeah, probably."
Posted by shrimplate at 9:38 PM