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"AheadPhones" are new Apple products that allow you to hear into the future. Not really.
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I may have mentioned this idea before because I'm proud of it: The "iProd." It's an iPhone with a built-in Taser.
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We were walking the dogs a couple weeks ago. It was that time of each spring when people clean out their closets and sheds. In front of almost every house we saw on our walk had a pile of stuff out in front of it. One pile had an old set of wooden-shafted golf clubs and I took a discarded two-iron.
Nobody ever uses a two-iron anyways.
See what I did there?
That's not all folks. You also get the ginsu knives. I used irony to make that joke. In our home this is a form of what we call "Fractal Humor."
Going back- I left the golf club inside our front door after we got home. The morning was starting to get hot and the dogs were ready to cool off. Me too. Spousie told me that the golf club "freaked them out." We talked a little about it.
I made a little sign and attached it to the club. It read: "Please Do Not Use on Family Members."
Spousie said "What about good friends?"
"Suppose one of them gets really out-of-line?" I asked.
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Standing outside our front door on the little bridge/doorstep that goes over the koi and goldfish pond.
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"Pulling yourself up by your own boots" is supposed to work for people who are so poor that their boots are strapless.
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"Rich people suck." Okay, that's not a neo-anything. But the phrase did obtain a fresh shade of meaning after the Paris Hilton sex-video came out years ago. Actually I haven't seen it but I assume there's stroking, blowing, sucking, licking and such things involved. Sex is so... oral.
Maybe I have said too much...
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I just heard a coyote. It's 0455. I have to go make sure the cats are in.
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