Counting Down

Let's say you have a disagreement with somebody over a real estate issue. They set off fireworks and some of them landed on your lawn. They've got kids. So you kill those kids.

There. All better. Fixed.

Suppose the managers of a business are keeping two sets of books. They embezzle every last penny. They happen to be Republicans (they usually are,) and they have friends in government who see to it that they get billions of taxpayer dollars to keep the firm solvent. Then they use the money to buy yachts and Aspen lodges.

No problem.

Let's say your ay the end of your presidency and you want to put on a press conference, but not enough people show up. Nobody shows up. So you round up a bunch of low-level staffers and pages to fill empty seats. Cameras on. It's a go.

Now go.

But keep in touch. Don't leave the country. You know; warrants and all.