Friday, January 16, 2009

It's a Miracle But Not a Mouthwash

Put some fucking chickenwire on the front of the jet engines already, m'kay?

A local television news affiliate did a story out at Sky Harbor, touting the chilling possibility that the Salt River could flood and if a plane landed in that it would be big trouble.

Nobody would drown. Nobody would even get wet.

Must. Walk. Dogs. Avoid. Television.

Good Pilot! Have a biscuit.