Sunday, May 03, 2009

A Spring of Teals?

Charles Darwin was not a very nice man. In fact, he was a fucking bastard. So cruel was he that, if you die, he would consign your soul to everlasting torment for not believing in him and his writings.

Karl Marx believed that some people have more money than others, and because of that they behave differently. That was his heresy. That's why his name is a foul epithet.

Ninetta is accused of robbery. She is tried and sentenced to death, but just before she is executed it turns out that she didn't commit the crime; a magpie did. Rossini's 1817 opera La Gazza Ladra ("The Thieving Magpie") is anti-death-penalty.

Baseball would be much more interesting to me if they used bats, instead of bats, to swing at the ball. But I would feel sorry for the bats.

In my zip code there were 9 home foreclosures in 2007. In 2008, there were 66.

At some point we have to say "No more."


Marc said...

At least this isn't happening to those homes:

Bo... said...

Cool post!