Seconds Out

"Modern conservatism has morphed into a kind of Frankenstein "anti-rule-utilitarianism," advocating that which produces the least amount of good for the greatest number of people."

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"Christ never appeared on television asking people to send him money. In fact, he didn't even own anything. Except his robe.

That and a few nails."

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"One of the really sad things about global warming is that we may not have a big enough iceberg to put the conservatives on when we finally get around to floating them all out to sea on one."

"Well, there's always Poland."
Zap Rowsdower

"Put them on an Antarctic Ice Shelf."
The Old Man From Scene 24

"We don't need an ice floe; we have helicopters.

OTOH, we could just lash a bunch of them together for the others to drift away on. . .

Hmmmm. I seem to be a tad angry this morning."
Virginia, Liar! Resign!

"Is it wrong to prefer a river full of pirahnas?"
watertiger